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I’m in total denial about growing up. I laugh at crude jokes (I’m usually the one telling them), drink too much, and sleep too little. I don’t understand why people purchase nice cars in yellow...or furthermore, why anyone would make such a car in such a color in the first place. I’m addicted to MAC makeup and would easily choose to skip dinner in order to afford another eyeshadow. Sometimes getting *ready* to go out…is more fun than actually going out. I don’t like tomatoes, but I could eat ketchup or marinara sauce with a spoon. I used to hate cats, but I’ve taken a particular liking to them as of late, even though they make me sneeze profusely. I minored in English in college but don’t think I’ve read a book in full since junior high. I’m not sure if that’s something to be proud or ashamed of. (I just ended that sentence in a preposition which is a big no-no in grammar. (I don’t care.)) I am quite possibly the least athletic person you will ever meet (no, *really*…walking up a set of stairs without tripping is an accomplishment). Sometimes I pretend to know sports-related trivia, but I usually get caught. I’ve at least come to understand and enjoy college football and basketball, thanks to a boyfriend that loves sports as much as I do makeup. I’ve tried to teach him about makeup to level the playing field, but he just smiles and nods. I feel as though watching sports occassionally “balances” me out, allowing me to ooze girliness from my pores the remainder of the time I’m awake and breathing. I rarely “get” jokes...but I’m good at faking. Sometimes several hours later, it’ll all come together, and I’ll have a nice chuckle by myself. I have no shame in car dancing...even if I’m by myself. Actually, I have little to no shame in general, which usually makes for interesting times, especially whilst intoxicated. I prefer spontaneity; I hate schedules. I’m rather fickle and get restless often. This usually results in dyeing my hair, since I feel I’m too old to pierce/ink up my body further. I’m tired of writing this.

*if you feel like adding me for whatever reason (there really aren't many, i promise.), that's fine by me, but i don't really "add" people on here, so please don't get offended if i don't add you back.:o)

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